Who would win in a fight? Jesus or Satan? No weapons, no "magic" like turning water into wine or fingers into knives. One on One only, straight hand to hand?
Yesterday at 12:08pm · ·
David Layton
Satan for sure dude. Jesus is a FU(KING Cheater
Yesterday at 12:10pm ·
Kirkland Singleton
Jesus would turn the water into wine and invite Satan to a wine tasting. His plan would be to get him really drunk and then beat the shit out of him. Then Muhammad and Buddha would be gambling on the fight while Ganesha would be serving up crab cakes.
Yesterday at 12:13pm ·
Dan Koommoo
oooo... sounds like a solid game plan, but rules state, no weapons, and no gangs, only one on one..
Yesterday at 12:16pm ·
Laura Emil
Jesus! Satan is a pussy who gets others to do his dirty work for him.
Yesterday at 12:19pm ·
Dan Koommoo
no teams laura, only one on one
Yesterday at 12:23pm ·
Laura Emil
This is what I'm saying. He's weak without his deamons to help. Jesus would kick his butt.
Yesterday at 12:36pm ·
Theresa Sung Meier
Why are you asking this question? Are you trying to choose sides?
Yesterday at 12:46pm ·
Dan Koommoo
Blog research ;)
Yesterday at 1:15pm ·
Susana Morales Jose
Laura, did you just say pussy . . . love that! Jesus would win I think, with the power of positive thought and visualization. Satan would have to resort to brut force and strength, sorry it ain't enough
Yesterday at 1:27pm ·
Dan Koommoo
ok guys you are definitely missing the point, we're talking if Jesus and Satan were walking down and alley, who would come out the victor. Positive thought is not going to stop Satan from kicking Jesus in the balls.
Yesterday at 1:34pm ·
Laura Emil
But Jesus would know it was coming. He would just pull a Kung Fu move and flip him on his sorry butt.
Yesterday at 1:39pm ·
Dan Koommoo
not buying it.. since when did jesus have foreknowledge and know kung fu.
Yesterday at 1:41pm ·
Laura Emil
Since always. He's all knowing.
Yesterday at 1:49pm ·
Teresa Schreiber
Well still not sure about the all knowing thing Laura, but I do think I remember that Jesus actually studied Some of the asian philosophy, which Kung fu is a philosophy besides a martial art. It is all made clear if you read "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal" :D. Can't really say I know enough about either fighters to provide a researched and educated opinion however.
Yesterday at 3:02pm ·
Dan Koommoo
oh teresa, i can always count on you to make the most sound and educated theories.. :)
Yesterday at 3:04pm ·
Susana Morales Jose
Dan you clearly haven't read The Secret, and are you assuming that Satan is inherently stronger than Jesus? Whose to say Jesus wouldn't kick Satan in the balls, and if Satan is all that why didn't he take on God mano a mano and manage to stay in Heaven? I'm just sayin . . .
Yesterday at 3:08pm ·
Dan Koommoo
i mean last time i checked, jesus wasnt ever in heaven was he? hey i'm not swinging either way i'm just stating that we are talking straight physical man to man fighting, i'm a buddist i could care less which would win, i mean technically i dont believe in deities
Yesterday at 3:12pm ·
Jarred Daniel Peittersen
me or clay aiken?
Yesterday at 4:16pm ·
Susana Morales Jose
You hands down Jarred!! @ Dan, I'm not too concerned wIth people's religious affiliations, just sayin don't count Jesus out because he's not vile, and nothing to be said for mental fortitude?
Yesterday at 5:59pm ·
Dan Koommoo
ha ha, i say jarred too, but he put his money on clay aikin!!
Yesterday at 6:01pm ·
Jarred Daniel Peittersen
You're both right. I have a soul patch of chest hair...I win.
Yesterday at 6:08pm ·
Dan Koommoo
for real!!! Nipple dreads!
Yesterday at 6:10pm ·
Daniel Geronimos
Violence is lucifer's realm, so he would certainly be inclined to fight. Jesus would either not fight, and lose on scoring, or let himself get beaten up.
It would be like mike Tyson vs ghandi.
It would be like mike Tyson vs ghandi.
5 hours ago ·
Mollie McCown
fist to fist: Jesus was a carpenter. I imagine he had some muscles. I imagine Satan to be a goth man with swooped bangs and a skateboard. Jesus would take him in one punch. Amen.
2 hours ago ·
Dan Koommoo
finally people who are making sound conclusions.. like i said before, its not like i care who would win, but you need to take things such as muscle mass, strength, and intentions into play.. bravo danny boy.. and great point molls
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