Rules of the Game:

First off we need to clarify some things. There are definitely rules for this fight so lets break them down.
1. NO WEAPONS - So no knives, no guns, no bats, no golf clubs, no "magic" so nothing like turning water into wine to inebriate your foes, thats cheating Jesus!
2. NO TEAMS - No asking your friends to jump in, no secret service guys (Nice try Bush), no teammates, no gangs
3. HAND TO HAND ONLY - That means street fight, like hey if Abe Lincoln and Ghandi were walking in an alley, who would come out alive or who delt the most damage would be the victor.